Because she’s out promoting that movie where she is trying to kill Rosario Dawson for stealing her man, in the grand tradish of Lifetime movies everywhere. (It is not a Lifetime movie. It how, however, what Pajiba called “beautiful trash,” saying, “Unforgettable is not a good movie, but it’s an amazing movie for what it is: A hell of a fun time watching Katherine Heigl play the role she was born to play.” So now I can’t wait to watch it on a plane.) To be honest, I am ready for the return of Katherine Heigl to my life. Not ready enough to watch that TV show she was in this last year, but ready.