Eva Longoria: Hi, Isabela!
Isabela Moner: Hello! Hola! Soy Dora!
Eva: Hah, yes, of course, congratulations on getting to be our live-action Dora. It was wonderful fun.
Isabela: We had such an exciting shoot! What was YOUR favorite part of the shoot?
Eva: I think–
Isabela: I liked that part TOO.
Eva: … Okay. So anyway, I wanted to talk to you about something. That’s… quite a dress.
Isabela: It was in my backpack! Can YOU say BACKPACK?
Eva: Yes I can. But isn’t it kind of a LOT for a Dora movie premiere?
Isabela: Which part do YOU think is a lot? If YOU think it’s the cleavage, say, “Cleavage!” If YOU think it’s the illusion netting, say, “ILLUSION NETTING!” If YOU think it’s the sparkles, say, “SPARKLES!”
Eva: Boy, you are committed. Can I pick more than one?
Isabela: CLEAVAGE? NETTING? SPARKLES!
Eva: Fine, cleavage! Cleavage. It was almost the netting, but no, it’s just the neckline in general.
Isabela: Uh-oh, someone wants to steal my happy! If YOU see Eva, yell, “Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!”
Eva: Oh, man. … Wait, who are you even talking to?
Isabela: We did it! We did it! Time to go inside and watch the movie. Come on, vamonos, everybody let’s go…
Eva: Sigh. Well, I like my dress, anyway.
Michael Pena: Hi!
Eva: Not right now, Michael. I’m gonna need a minute before anyone talks to me about a sequel.