First, I think you will all enjoy this review of the new Transformers movie from The Village Voice. Basically every review I’ve read of it consists of some expression of: WTF?! And “literally, I do not know what was happening, no, literally.” Second, here’s to these two women, who do look inordinately fantastic while they’re on the road for a movie that is, by most accounts, basically crashing gibberish.

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