And not a straw of Jingle-Jangle in sight. (If you don’t watch Riverdale, you won’t know that “Jingle-Jangle” is the name of the hot drug in town, and sounds just as absurd coming out of earnest faux-teen mouths as you imagine. Maybe more so. Luke Perry should send them all a memo explaining that U4EA is superior in every way. At least keep with the number/synonym theme and use JUBL8 and make them all exchange Laughing Cow cheese at a supermarket.)

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