What is up with Scarlett Johansson? Lainey over at LaineyGossip thinks Sean Penn is sucking the hot right out of her, and I’m inclined to agree — just looking at him makes me tired, so I can only imagine what it’s like to bunk with him and, like, share his groceries. Both euphemistically and otherwise. I am especially concerned as to why she can’t manage her hair lately. That thing has more flyaways than an airport.