This is hilariously perplexing to me.

In a literal sense, I am perplexed. What IS this? It’s like Judy Jetson’s prom dress encased in a cozy little Chico’s cocoon, or one of Sydney Bristow’s costumes bursting out of a boring sweater dress like the alien bursting out of John Hurt in Alien. Does it transform into something? Because it looks like it ought to transform into some kind of contraption that allows you to leap safely off buildings — like a dress-parachute. A dressachute.  Some kind of futuristic transformative dressachute contraption. I guess you can’t ding her for being boring. Or for being able to survive a leap off a skyscraper. That might be convenient.