I realized just now that the headline’s pun on The Butcher’s Wife could also have looked like I meant “The Kutcher’s Wife,” and for some reason I felt the need to clarify that I was referring to the movie, so that people didn’t think I was declaring it open season on her divorce pain.

I mean, obviously, we’re far too busy declaring open season on her heinous and see-through coveralls, which are like if a mime went to clown college and then took the act straight to the pole.

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