I suspect both of these women will have REGRETS about these looks eventually, and by “eventually” I mean right now. Second: do you think Cheryl Cole ever starts waxing poetic about the success of Girls Aloud and Mel B just stares her down and then starts whistling “2 Become 1″? Because I hope so.

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