Some kind of ACM Awards is going to happen tonight — Keith Urban is hosting, but some of the winners have all already been announced, as it was meant to occur in April, when [gestures vaguely] all this, uh, kicked off. My understanding is that it’s mostly going to be live performances from different places around the country, like the Grand Ole Opry, etc. I assume, like the VMAs, it’s going to mostly be remote acceptance speeches, and the red carpet will be limited, but I guess we’ll find out. Regardless, I’m here for another awards show, and folks have been doing press in the lead up to tonight. Let’s look at their OUTFITS! (We’ve got a high percentage of hats.)
