This has all the ingredients of being a cool dress, including the added zest of Thandie Newton, and yet it’s doing profoundly unflattering things to her torso. That ruins the whole effect. It’s a mistake that’s very unlike Naeem Khan, and honestly, he has so many other dreamy confections on offer — things that would look resplendent on her, like this — that I can’t figure out why they tossed her such a lemon. Look at her HEAD. She was READY FOR BETTER. In other words, if I may borrow from the great poet Barry Manilow: Oh, Thandie. You came with your face that’s breathtaking. Yet they sent you with this, oh, Thandie. What’s the deal? This is wrong, no mistaking. My heart’s bleeding today, oh, Thandie.