The body language of the man standing behind Tessa seems to be saying, “but just please EXPLAIN to me what you are wearing. I want to UNDERSTAND YOU,” and I feel similarly! She looks — as ever — cool and collected in this, but it’s also…a sartorial logistical conundrum, a deconstruction of the very concept of The Shirt, and that’s a lot to drink in on a Friday morning.

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