Yes, this totally looks like something you’d see if Liza Minnelli decided to design a line of sensible business separates for Fancy Lady Lawyers… but maybe Liza Minnelli should design a line of sensible business separates for Fancy Lady Lawyers? In fact, maybe Halsey needs to become Liza’s Fancy Lady Lawyer. They can sing a duet, then Halsey can vigorously defend Liza’s copyright, then we get a tap routine! Halsey’s also already adopted one stage name — her given name is Ashley — so she might be open to changing it one more time, to Halzey, a.k.a. Halsey With a Z. This is going to be AMAZING. Someone needs to take this idea seriously!

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