I just feel like everyone involved in making this dress — which had so much potential — had a complete lack of understanding of sewing, groins, crotches, and fanny packs. The latter because the ONLY explanation I can come up with here is that someone decided to try and build one INTO the dress, not realizing that nobody wants to carry her cell phone and wallet and a hair elastic and a pen and that lip balm and a Band-Aid and CVS receipts and that parking ticket and a dry-cleaner stub in an ACTUAL pelvic purse. That is not the part of being a kangaroo that looks fun to me.

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