View the gallery I'm impossibly excited for this to return, and will be very disappointed if it isn't openly deranged; totally uneven, to the point where it's both awful and amazing within the same hour; full of Jessica Lange and Chloe Sevigny going toe-
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View the gallery She really gets it right sometimes. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The more photos from this event that I looked at, the more I began to suspect someone attached that sweater to Elle Fanning with boob tape. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Sorry for getting this up so late -- I had a cold last week and it made me particularly pokey in all things. But here we are! I brought extra shirtlessness to make amends for my tardiness.
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View the gallery Yet another event where people look like they're going to totally different parties -- which is secretly one of my very favorite things when it comes to celeb events. I mean, we've all been invited to something where they make the dress code something
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View the gallery Hey Kylie. It's been awhile. But given the clothing options deployed here, I kind of wish we weren't meeting again. Is that wrong? I just want what's best for you, and this is not it. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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View the gallery Let's check in on Princess Sadface McFleetheCountry. The good news is, she looks marginally less miserable. MAYBE THESE TWO CAN MAKE IT WORK!
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View the gallery This show was eminently watchable, not at all subtle -- but in all the right ways; there are no birds in tiny boxes -- and FULL of voluminous hair. Gwyneth, that piercing sensation you're feeling is Tami Taylor stomping all over Country Strong. Bull true.
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View the gallery Somehow I missed this when it happened on Tuesday -- I have a terrible cold (all hail the inaugural cold of autumn, right?) -- and I just spaced out. I'll fire me later. For now: cute coats and British Footballers.
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View the gallery This was a pretty entertaining, quippy start to the season, but it also confirmed for me that Serena Van Der Woodsen is a horrible person. Only Serena could somehow make everyone bow and scrape to regain her affections after she treated them horribly. This may also make
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View the gallery We're in the Super Cute Coats portion of our year. Enjoy.
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View the gallery I can't help thinking it's odd that Famous Leggy Blonde Stacy Keibler is slowly turning more and more brunette, a.k.a., the usual type of her boyfriend Intern George. In exchange, perhaps he's letting her off the fashion hook -- and
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View the gallery From the front, this is so uninspired. Blahtiful. Mehjestic. Magnifehcent. Is Blake bored of her Boobs Legsly alter-ego? Is Karl Lagerfeld (this is a Chanel event) bored of Blake now that she's bored of being Boobs Legsly? Is she now just wearing all the
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View the gallery I'll be honest, I have no idea what this event is. As best I can tell, it was something at which many of the invited females performed things on some kind of stage. Ergo, I can't tell if what they wore was chosen
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