View the gallery Sometimes a facial expression is worth a thousand words. This one matches mine. And in this case, the thousand words it is expressing are all made up of strings of consonants and squiggles and some %% and the occasional @#** and I'm seriously considering whether this outfit
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View the gallery I really like Elle Fanning. I thought she was great in Super 8. I am a little worried about what her stylist has been smoking? It might be illegal.
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View the gallery One of my favorite things about this show is that it is bookended with voiceovers from Amanda that are so Ponderous and Metaphorical that they make the VOs Chris Carter used to write for every Very Special X-Files sound as straightforward as a grammar textbook. I&
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View the gallery This might be one of my favorite outfits on her, ever. That color is very Hot For Fall (which is like being Hot for Teacher, but with fewer potential legal issues). [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Some of these people seemed unclear on where they were actually going. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Bella Heathcote here is an Australian actress who was on Neighbours -- which I believe is constitutionally mandated for all Australian performers -- and also appeared in Dark Shadows, or, as I like to call it, The Johnny Depp Movie Where Everyone Realized We Weren't In the
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View the gallery The dress has me torn, but I'll tell you one thing I enjoyed seeing: Her in the same place as Ben Affleck, standing NEXT to him, and pressing lips to flesh. It's a Festivus miracle. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Is it weird that I really covet a 12 year old's eyebrows? I can't help it. THEY ARE GREAT BROWS. It's also gratifying to see that the person tasked with pulling together Shipka's wardrobe is still hitting it out
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View the gallery This is going to be a fun one for all the fantasy stylists in Fug Nation. The collection itself gets a little samey at times, but when it pops, it pops like Pop Rocks in soda. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery High-fashion booty shorts may be involved. A lot. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I just checked out Solange's new single, and... well, I'm a bigger fan of her head than I am of her music, I think. I don't know. It all felt auto-tuned and spit-shined to where it could have been
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View the gallery Don't worry, this show continues to be charming, and primarily shirtless.
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View the gallery I assume they're all wearing Miu Miu. It works better on some than on others.
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View the gallery "Hola, lovers. Do you see my baby? Ay, no, not that one; the child. She is my sun; she is la luna; she is el mundo. And she is also proof that I would be a very loving stepmother to those Obamalettes. Which, since he STOOD
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View the gallery It's very vexing to me that, of all the shows in Milan and Paris, Chanel and Gucci were the only ones in our image subscriptions. So much for that grand plan. But, at least we get to ogle one that brought a wacky handbag and
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