View the gallery In which Emily brings out her boobs, Jack has A LOT OF PROBLEMS (not the least of which is his wardrobe), and someone falls off a balcony in a very unladylike manner.
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View the gallery Oh, VANESSA. I love you. You WILL be the first-ever repeat Fug Madness winner. I beseech you to attempt the Back To Back. Come on! Do it! You have five months to go. BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS (lace pants).
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View the gallery We already looked at the wedding party. But I KNOW you guys want to look at the crazy hats and the fancy fancy dress uniforms of a wide, wide variety of random royal and quasi-royal folk. I feel like we learned this when Kate and Wills
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View the gallery I will try to parse the dress separately, but step back and look at the whole thing: After back to back outings twelve days ago in which Stacy Keibler looked decidedly more C-list than is customary of Intern George's ladies, suddenly she shows up
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View the gallery Because we love a royal wedding! The new Princess Stephanie was born a Belgian countess -- Wikipedia somewhat snootily notes that she is one of only three current consorts of Heirs to European Thrones who is herself also of royal birth, ahem KATE MIDDLETON -- while groom Prince Guillaume
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View the gallery Apologies to those of you who really hate that I still call her Tami Taylor. I'm not trying to freeze out the people who didn't watch Friday Night Lights; it's just a tic, like how Luke Perry will always be Dylan
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View the gallery My new theory about the Olsens is that the whole reason they stand smooshed together like a sprouting plant is that they don't WANT us to see what they're wearing. Well. That's not going to stop us from trying, ladies, so
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View the gallery This week, Hart of Dixie went in a somewhat unanticipated direction that I think is going to pay off for them. Aliens invaded. Just kidding.
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View the gallery Pretty Little Liars has been doing special one-off Halloween episodes, and at this rate, unless there is a three-hour previously-on beforehand, I have almost no prayer of knowing what the hell is going on or why anyone is still lying. In the meantime, let&
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View the gallery This feels like it's getting out of hand. I know ND did its green jerseys ages ago, and some teams do blackout games, and of course Oregon's annual fresh cabal of heinous neon wardrobe changes. But now suddenly every week some NCAA team
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View the gallery Apparently a lot of people went to this thing; let's see how the rest of them did. Hint: Busy Phillips lives up to her name. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In which the show returns to the old chestnut, "Blair Acts Like An Idiot Because She Has Never Learned Anything, Ever, From Any Of The Other Times She Has Acted Like An Idiot, And Serena Gets To Be Smug And A Party Happens." There'
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View the gallery A ton of people went to this bash, and we will get to them all, but I think these outfits were the ones that -- viewed in quick succession -- broke my brain the hardest. Julianne Hough and Lea Michele make for potent bookends. Fug Madness will be here
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View the gallery Oh, GWYNETH.
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View the gallery Someone on Twitter pointed out that EVERYONE on this show except for Madeleine Stowe has started talking in the Christian Bale Batman growl. I know every single character is boiling over with vicious, viscous hate for everyone else, essentially, but CLEAR YOUR THROAT, GUYS. Or start shipping
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