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AT LAST THERE ARE TWO. Two blondes. Two child actors turned teen-drama centerpieces. Two girls whose Get-A-Grip friends seem to have gone on permanent hiatus. Two women who have trampled over the likes of Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, and the combined power of…

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Are you ready to get crazy? Have you been exercising your voting finger? Have you been waking up at night, wondering who is actually going to take this year's Fug Madness title, and if it's who you think it is, what will you do with all the money you've won in your office…

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(1) LADY GAGA vs. (6) MISCHA BARTON

This matchup really encapsulates the battle of two different fugs -- and yet I contend they're not actually that different after all. Yes, Mischa probably thinks she looks good in all her clothes, without an accompanying statement. But just because Lady Gaga barfs up…

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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN v. (2) MILEY CYRUS

This is going to be a tough one, y'all, so put on your seats belts.  Taylor Momsen's archives are vast and deep and shocking; Miley's archives have a horrifying and compelling power all their own. Both fancy themselves singer/actresses; both are, apparently, nudity-enthusiasts. Both…

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(2) MILEY CYRUS vs. (5) JESSICA SIMPSON

Interesting matchup here. I suspected Miley Cyrus might really make a run at the title, but Jessica Simpson's success, I did not anticipate. Beating Katy Perry is no mean feat. As I said to Jessica yesterday, "Who knew good ol' Jessica Simpson would have…

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(1) LADY GAGA vs. (2) NICKI MINAJ

Apparently, yesterday, Lady Gaga turned twenty-five. I wonder if a quarter-life crisis can explain this.

Like, she cracked under pressure of all that's come before, and wants to be reborn as something different. Or, she's a huge David…

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(1) RIHANNA v. (6) MISCHA BARTON

Rihanna easily dispatched Ryan Cabrera to get here, ending his unexpected reign of hair-terror (hairror?), but Mischa Barton ended up beating the Family Smith by only the barest of margins, eventually squeaking to a win by approximately 100 votes after days of back-and-forth drama. If…

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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN v. (2) KE$HA

This match-up -- between wild child singer/actress/tragic-try-hard Taylor Momsen, and  freaky prop-enthusiast/singer/van der Beek fan Ke$ha , both of whom won their way into the Elite Eight as easily as you or I would pop down to the corner store to buy a bag of…

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