This weekend was the Producer's Guild Awards. Also known as the First Annual Shailene Woodley Memorial Please Don't Make Me Wear Spanx AGAIN This Weekend My God I Just Want to Eat a Roll at One of These Things Like a Normal Person Awards.
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Mila was my one of my favorites on last season's awards carpets, so this is depressing to me. I am disheartened. My heart is dissed. This isn't glamour, it's a hostage situation. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery You know, if E! has a shoe-cam, can't the red carpet do one too? A bajillion people at the Globes and these are all the close-ups of we have? Fetish FAIL. [Photos: Getty]
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This dress may be the opposite of Julia Ormond's sad toga. It's unusual, it's sexy, it's cute, and Malin looks lovely in it, as opposed to like she's just finished scrubbing the Parthenon. Okay, so it wouldn't seem
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Oh, Julia, no. Sad toga, sad braid, sad fugger.
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View the gallery It was so weird to have a Golden Globes without Mad Men being in play. Matthew Weiner, why must your contract negotiations deny us sweet, sweet Hamm? But Elisabeth Moss, at least, hit the after party. Let's take a look at her.
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View the gallery We tease Intern George and the Keib for how/whether dating him has -- by choice or not -- homogenized her wardrobe choices. (Case in point, the last time George escorted a lady to a major awards show, it was Elisabetta Canalis at the Oscars, and she ALSO wore
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I guess? I mean, right? It's very pretty, and very delicate, and I actually think this works on her, despite the Lack of Color. I like the interesting hem, and it fits nicely and IT'S THE END OF THE WEEK ALMOST I'VE SEEN SO
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View the gallery In The Artist, Berenice Bejo plays a character named Peppy Miller, and she is so good and light and warm and cheery in it that you almost wonder if anyone else COULD have been a person named "Peppy" and had it seem so natural. (Maybe
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Taissa Farmiga is on -- or was, as I think season two will have an entirely new cast -- American Horror Story, and she was very good on it. She has the Farmiga acting gene, clearly (her sister is Vera). That's going to serve her very well in the future.
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It's the Battle of the Blues. Let's DO THIS THING. In one corner, we have Emma Roberts: Emma's dress may actually be two-tone -- it looks awfully black down by the skirt, or at least maybe like a darker blue. I don't
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View the gallery Is it me, or has Heidi Klum just...stopped aging? Is there a serum for that?
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View the gallery So many freaking people go to these shows that we always realize several days later that there are gowns we meant to write about sooner, and forgot. Like Kate Winslet, who only went up Wednesday, or Nicole Richie, or the ladies of Modern Family who aren'
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Dear Jessica Chastain: This is, perhaps, what you should have been going for. If that's how you were going to go. Just saying.
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I enjoy Elisha Cuthbert. I used to see her at Kings games -- she used to blog about being a hockey fan, which is very endearing to me (and she is currently dating Dion Phaneuf, who was one my favorites when he was a rookie on the Flames... so CRANKY-looking
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