View the gallery I'd like to just say that while I had some issues with Bridesmaids -- namely that a lot of the stuff Kristen Wiig's character did was totally jerky and selfish -- NONE of them were with Melissa McCarthy here, who was so freaking great in
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This is not Kaley Cuoco's fault, necessarily; I think she just has bad timing. First, at the People's Choice Awards, she helped me realize that topknots and I are currently feuding. And now, at the SAGs, as the latest in a glut including Jaime King and
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I am worried about SWINTON: This is so staid. Almost NORMAL. Even...BORING. Where is the delicious wacktacularity, the delightful weirdness, the glorious Bowie-esque bad-assery we've come to expect from SWINTON? She looks less like SWINTON and more like swinton. I'm seriously concerned. Can
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View the gallery Yellow owned the Globes; on this night, nary a sunshine-hued frock showed itself, replaced instead by a bevy of deep pinks and purples straight out of my tooth-rotting seventh-grade candy fetishes. Which isn't a bad thing. Seriously, Nerds were the best. I
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Why is this happening? Is it because I stopped watching Glee? Are you trying to TORTURE ME into watching it again? Because this...wait. No. Nothing will make me watch Glee again -- recently, one of our readers compared quitting Glee to seeing the ocean for the first time, and it&
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I'm not going to lie: I primarily threw these two in together because the idea of them in some kind of fight TO THE PAIN gives me the giggles. But they did both wear black with tulle, so it's not TOTALLY random. Let' start with
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View the gallery In the grand tradition of Starlets Busting Out Bold Patterns at the SAG Awards -- which may only have started last year, with Mila and Hailee, but whatever -- Ms. Shailene "I Hate You, Albert Nobbs" Woodley turned up on the red carpet in big, bold flowers.
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You know how sometimes you'll be dating someone and you REALLY like them and you just keep thinking, "dear God, please don't let him be [DEALBREAKER]," because you know you'll have to break it off if they're [a Scientologist/a
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For a ssecond I thought I liked the bob on Rose Byrne; then I decided it might be too heavy for her face. But then, my best friend when I was five had essentially this haircut -- or else, she did in my fuzzy memories of that age -- so I think
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View the gallery How do we feel about this, Fug Nation? I'll tell you my thoughts, because I'm pushy like that: Great hair, but totally forgettable gown, except for the slit that goes up so high it's practically barging in on the peace summit
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Yo, Chastain! At the Oscars? TRY HARDER. PS: That color can stay. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Surely this looked better in person, right? Because for my money, she is one second away from spinning in a field while a purring voice-over describes true feminine freshness, then warns us not to douche and drive. [Photos: Getty]
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I'm serious. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? WHO WEARS A CHOKER WITH A HALTER TOP? WHO DOES THAT? WHO? This looks like a medically-required accessory, as if -- like one of y'all said to us on Twitter -- this choker, this GIANT HIDEOUS CHOKER, is literally holding
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View the gallery This probably would have been a Well Played, had she just chopped off her legs at the ankles and trotted around like a double peg-legged pirate. What, you think I'm exaggerating? Maybe. But the shoes she chose were the footwear equivalent of bloody stumps,
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I guess Elle MacPherson is the person you send out on your massive, multi-national Fashion Star press blitz when the one person who'd really get you press (J. Simp) is home gestating, and the other one (Nicole Richie) is...I don't know. Home designing jewelry
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