Golden Globes After Parties GO AWAY
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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Debra Messing
Jessica and I have been pretty excited that Debra Messing is returning to TV, because usually she's ripe for the fugging -- like, back in the Starter Wife days, her stylist put the "mess" in "Messing" for sure. Although this isn't exactly a
Read moreGolden Globes Almost Well Played AfterParty: Phoebe Tonkin
This look, on The Secret Circle's Phoebe Tonkin, is almost a slam dunk: In fact, I'd wager the only thing keeping this from being completely perfect is about three inches of torso. YANK IT UP, SISTER.
Read moreGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Jamie-Lynn Sigler
I thought it had been a while since Jamie-Lynn Sigler had a steady job, so I went to her IMDb page, and lo and behold she's got a ton of projects -- okay, one of them is/was an episode of Tim Allen's new sitcom, but
Read moreGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Giada DeLaurentiis
I really, really hated this when I saw it on Sunday: I didn't really hate the front, but I really didn't like the back. Like, at all: Looking at it again today, I feel less violent about it. I mean...it's a jumpsuit. It
Read moreGolden Globes Well Played Carpet: Viola Davis
View the gallery I thought Viola had the Globe in the bag -- she won several things in the run-up -- and then drunk Meryl swooped in and snatched it. Even she seemed sort of surprised by that. But Meryl's speech was so awful and interminable and kind of
View GalleryGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Kaley Cuoco
This dress is like the cute little sister of Amanda Peet's mess -- or, maybe the little sister who is SECRETLY ACTUALLY THE DAUGHTER but has been raised as a sibling, a la one of my favorite EastEnders plotlines. But I do wonder if it's the cute
Read moreGolden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: Amy Poehler
View the gallery How could I resist leading off with this photo? It's like a combination photobomb and that scene from Sound of Music where the kids pop out to say cuckoo from behind each other. Please, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, don't be having any
View GalleryGolden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: Nicole Richie
View the gallery Oh, hey! Nicole! I knew I forgot to write about SOMEONE in something shiny.
View GalleryGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Shenae Grimes
Oh, girl. Cool necklace, and I'm glad Cinderella got to go to the ball... ... but I think her Fairy Godmother is on an absinthe bender. This is Pretty In Pink plus The Sound of Music plus the heretofore nonexistent season of Project Runway involving only the people who
Read moreGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Julianne Moore
Well, the head and the earrings are good -- it was a nice night for green accessories. But she looks like a ballet mummy -- the Black Swan, killed, embalmed, and doomed to walk this earth with chapped knees from being unable to separate them. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreGolden Globes Well Played, Ariel Winter
Hey! Remember at the Emmys, when Ariel Winter's boobalicious gown had some people concerned that perhaps it was all Too Much Given Her Delicate Age? Shall we give her team a giant round of applause for being able to take a note? This is adorably right on her
Read moreGolden Globes Man Fugs and Fabs: Funky Suits
View the gallery Not that we don't love a man in a perfect, classic tux, but it's fun when Hollywood's dudes take fashion into their own hands as much as the ladies do. Fun, and potentially also a stumble back in time to the
View GalleryGolden Globes Well Played, Bitsie Tulloch
I feel like this is one of those dress that, if you wore it, you'd spend the whole night ruffling your own layers. Not a euphemism. Or maybe that's just me. That being said, I think this is lovely on her -- the color is great, and
Read moreGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Kate Winslet
Now that she's dating a dude named Ned Rocknroll -- yes, that is a real thing -- and she stepped out in those skintight Stella McCartney dresses, I thought maybe Kate Winslet's awards show couture would take on an edgier bent than in previous years. And I was
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