A distraught Fug National noticed I left Sheryl Crow out of my CMT Awards roundup. This was a total accident, but I am too lazy to kick myself, so I asked Intern George to do it. He refused, and cried about it, and it was this whole thing. He'
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View the gallery Clare here was one of Nashville's only representatives at the CMTs, but with fug like that, I don't need anyone else. Bless you, little twee May Princess who doesn't know it turned into June. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Is she auditioning for Vogue, or something? And is it working? [Photos: Getty]
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Gwyneth Paltrow is totally going to have this in her wardrobe... when she's retired and living in Palm Beach. The sleeve length is weird. The shorts are a torrid mess. And the color even looks like my grandparents' yacht club's after-dinner mints tasted. Oh,
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View the gallery Ah, the little black dress. It's a classic for a reason. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Because sometimes the ones who make the clothes get all gussied up in them, and things REALLY get curious. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery You guys know I am always positively predisposed to anything shiny. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Eight-MILLIONTH verse, same as the first: $*&!@@!#. [Photos: Getty]
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Tonight, the part of Ashley Olsen will be played by Elizabeth Olsen: Somber expression? Check. Standing pelvis to pelvis with Mary-Kate? Check. Clad in something shapeless and matronly, while her sister stands at such an angle that it's impossible to see anything about the vintage outfit she
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View the gallery This seems to have been a popular look last night, but I still feel like it merits some discussion before we hand it a sceptre and give it its own yearbook page. [Photos: Getty]
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First of all, I cannot see the step-and-repeat of this event without hearing it being read to me a la the Swarovski Crystals commercials on SNL. I'm sure the Swarovski people are thrilled that a big fat percentage of people now pronounce their brand as "
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Oh, Jemima Kirke, thank you. THANK YOU. You have brought laughter and joy into my home this morning. You are like Stephen Colbert: You just made me laugh so hard that I snorted Croissan'wich up my nose and also I think I love you: Related: I can not
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View the gallery Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry was dating that girl who looked amazing in one light and hideous in the next? So half the time he was delighted and the other half he was horrified? That's kind of how I feel about the rest
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View the gallery Are you ready to take a trip to Leg City? It's ON. To the extreme. [Photos: WENN and Bauer Griffin]
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View the gallery We saw her at the Opening Gala in something questionable at best. Thank God she got it -- and her cropped wig (?) -- out of the way early, not least because when you look your worst at the beginning of an event, NO ONE will remember by the end!
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