Let's start with the good news: Tate Donovan is at the ESPYs. Actually, that's not even good or bad news; it's just NEWS, as in, "Why is the dude from Space Camp at the ESPYs?" Yes, even with Damages and The O.
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View the gallery There have been a LOT of celebrations of the Queen this year! I am not begrudging her Madj any of her many parties, I'm just pointing this out. Note: rumor has it (and by rumor, I mean the Daily Mail) Kate almost made a surprise
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There's something very dated-feeling about this. I don't know if it's the dress with giant pocket flaps at the hip bones, or something about the bodice, or the aggressive goldness of the Chuck E. Cheese tokens with which it's been decorated.
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There is something Grace Jones-ian about Meagan's hair now, and I do at least have to thank her for giving me an excuse on our ninth birthday to mention one of the all-time weirdest, most wonderful dressers in the annals of fugulousness. Having said that, it
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"Hey, everybody, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to put this on hold." "I just found out my people told me to wear fishnets, not wear a fish net. Can we just pause this thing for a quick hour or so while I
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View the gallery It was mad crazy hot this weekend, so I totally understand why all these people woke up and said, "hmmmm. What do I have that will prevent me from feeling like I might burst into flames?" [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I didn't watch the BET Awards this year -- although Heather and I got to attend a couple of years ago and it was awesome, so I am irritated with myself that I didn't DVR it -- but I can only surmise from these photos
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View the gallery Oh, Canada. Here's a philosophical question for you: If there's a Canadian music awards and Carly Rae Jepsen isn't there, did it really happen? Or is the role of CRJ being played by Avril Lavigne, in some kind of Student Becomes
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View the gallery Well, I guess it IS June. Sometimes a girl just wakes up and thinks, "let's look bridal today!" [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I had no idea this awards event was even a thing. I guess this was only the third one, though. I'm sure the ancient stonemasons who etched gossip tablets back in Olden Times said the same thing at the third Emmys. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I love how Emmy Rossum looks so much that I want to prescribe it to everyone. Here you go, Michelle Dockery. Carey Mulligan, take this and call me in the morning. Jennifer Aniston, I'm giving you two refills. At least. [Photos: Getty]
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Well, she's lovely, so I'm very glad Kaley Cuoco won herself this lovely doorstop. But I'm terribly sad for her that she did it in a dress that is betraying her torso in such a grievous, flagrant manner. It is the Brutus to her
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View the gallery It's time to montage some of these people -- we have a Swedish royal wedding to get to, people. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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Imagine, if you will: You're Scarlett Johansson. Once you read all your diaries and text messages and e-mails and whatnot, just to get the gossip on yourself, and you quickly write something on her forehead as proof of your possession and send yourself a portrait of it
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View the gallery Oh no. It's spreading. [Photos: Getty]
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