People wear the same designer to an event all the time, but with something this distinctive, it feels like a strange choice to let these two ladies face off in matching palm trees. Then again, I will remember them both, so maybe the designer is a total genius for doing
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Honestly, aren't we tired of this? The sheer shirt/visible leather bra thing doesn't really feel all that shocking anymore, or surprising or interesting or avant-garde or whatever it is that Miley here is trying to be. It actually feels kind of over. Yeah, yeah,
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I will not pull this punch: Anna Camp's outfit might be the worst thing that has ever happened, and yes, I say that KNOWING we have already looked at what Ashley Benson wore. She looks like the Big Top at Princess Sparklepony's Fantasy Twinkle Circus On
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Often, my favorite red carpet photos are the ones where the subject is caught in transition. This one says, "I've made a huge mistake." I call it Pensive Starlet, Wearing Her Junk Drawer. Let's see if a sultry smile sells it: Nope, still puts
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Is splitting your seams the new thing now? This seriously looks like someone sewed a sheath to her as tightly as possible and then told her to do jumping jacks, and wherever it tore, that was the design. What a waste of a great color and good head-styling. And
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Well, this had to be the ultimate bittersweet night for Lea Michele. She won for best actress in a comedy, and Glee won, and it was her first public appearance since Cory Monteith died, and... it is so hard to face doing something, knowing exactly what everyone will be thinking
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First of all, the entire concept of the "Young Hollywood Awards" makes me giggle. Just because ALL OF LIFE is essentially an awards show for Young Hollywood, given that the members of said group are basically all young, rich, and hot. When will the Old Regular people be
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View the gallery I am only Cougar Towning Mistresses -- that's the phrase Heather and I use to describe the practice of only keeping up with a show via its first sixty seconds, caught by your DVR at the tail end of the show you're actually watching
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View the gallery Wow, everyone's abdicating lately. QE2 continues to laugh at the idea, I'm sure. She will step down when and only when she abdicates THE EARTH. Is my theory. Anyhoodle, this was a fairly small event on the Global Royal Scale; no royals from
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View the gallery Sorry, Gabrielle Union. Technically we did feature you already alongside Dwyane Wade, but we ignored you, and Fug Nation was not impressed. So we will bring it on right here. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? Sigh. It's Friday. June/July has been a hellstorm for
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View the gallery In case you were wondering, Maria Sharapova really IS 6'2. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Or, at least two of them. Cheryl Burke is because she won when she was partnered with Emmett Smith, I presume? And Peta because she won with Donald Driver? Sure, that makes sense. What DOESN'T are their ensembles, I am sorry to say. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I love athletes in formalwear. Especially when it's terrible. And it's frequently terrible. [Photos: Getty]
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I checked in a close-up, and this is not see-through; it's just backed by lace that's the same color as her legs. I THINK. Let's just go with that, because it's easier on my wrinkles. So where does that leave
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This dress itself is old news -- Katy Perry and Rihanna both wore versions in other colors, and to be blunt, it was dumb then, too. I mean, it's the wearable equivalent of getting changed behind open Venetian blinds. If she had a dude with binoculars next to her
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