View the gallery We saw her at the Cannes Opening Ceremony, and that was not just a tease. SHE IS BACK. And according to IMDb, she's got THIRTEEN MOVIES in various stages of completion. Sure, some of them just have "???" listed as their release date, but
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View the gallery I was going to make a snide joke about how I wonder if Biel will ever work again -- I keep forgetting she was in Hitchcock -- and then IMDb reminded me that there is a rumor that the David O. Russell movie she made with Jake Gyllenhaal in
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View the gallery In which Marion continues to get the cream of the Dior crop. Is this because she's French? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Two steps forward, one step back with this one. And by "this one," I do mean Carey. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I am beginning to worry that this Dior partnership isn't going to end up making ANY of us all that happy in the long run. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Apparently, this trip to Cannes is all about thighs for Paz Vega. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I guess we can assume they're all wearing Calvin Klein. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In which I serve you a melange of random celebrities from (close to) the A list, all the way down to... well, let's just say a place where letters have no meaning. [Photos: Getty]
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Would it be out of place at Sochi 2014? Not entirely. But I'm going to give this one to Swifty. Yes, it's crazy short and it's calling out for a triple lutz, but it's also a) an awesome jewel tone, and b)
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I can't tell if this is a case of Right Dress, Wrong Girl; right dress, wrong styling; or just... wrong. The bright parts are fun, I think; I wish she'd gone with a lighter eye and a slightly hotter pink lipstick to play off them. The
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The fugpidemic continues apace: Kid, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE AIR BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS BEFORE THEY BECOME YOUR KNEES. Oh, great. Now your pelvis is a fortune cookie. I hope a piece of paper falls out that reads, "YOU WILL RECEIVE A LARGE GIFT CARD TO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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View the gallery Look, this is daft. But after the mind-numbingly unimaginative naked-crazy of Jennifer Morrison, I appreciate a girl who decides to go somewhere dressed as one of Liberace's drawing rooms. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, "EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In case you're confused about why we're not voting on everyone any more, I direct you to the Best Dressed poll (and further, perhaps, the Oscars best/wort poll), and also: we're all too old to look at all the boring
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View the gallery As we did for the Oscars, we're trying to keep this Best/Worst thing Under Control, and thus we're voting on people chosen by us in our hidden bunker using a complex algorithm that is like Our Feelings + Your Feelings + Level of Celebrity
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