Creative Arts Emmys Fug or Fab: Allison Janney
What it comes down to is that I WANT to believe Allison Janney can do no wrong. But I just think she's way hotter than being a walking lane marker. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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Creative Arts Emmys Fug or Fine: Cat Deeley in Sachin & Babi Noir
For a brief, happier second, I thought she had on a belt. And while it wasn't perfect, I could work with it. But now that it's flesh poking out, it almost looks like a split seam, or that the gown doesn't FIT very well,
Read moreCreative Arts Emmys Fug Carpet: Kate Mara in Christian Dior
Let us not pull punches: This is a sad jagged mess. The quilted white shift underneath might be fine on its own, as a casual day dress, with bright heels and good accessories -- the kind of thing Reese Witherspoon or Emmy Rossum would be snapped in while walking down a
Read moreCreative Arts Emmys Fug or Fab: Heidi Klum in Project Runway's Sean Kelly
View the gallery And JUST like a car wash, she also comes with the option of a wax job. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryTeen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Shoes
View the gallery Because what better way to close out a summer Monday than with footwear you either don't want, or can't afford? I'M SO HELPFUL. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryTeen Choice Fug Carpet: Victoria Justice in Rebecca Minkoff
Victoria Justice should consider changing her last name. Because as long as she's stuck in this macrame monstrosity, there is none. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Read moreTeen Choice Awards Green Carpet: Jennifer Lopez in Elie Saab
"HOLA LOVERS. I have a tip. Aging: do not do it." "Because one day, you will be America's Most Beautiful In The World, and then -- even if your legs are like chiseled destiny -- suddenly you will find yourself on a stage with the person who
Read moreTeen Choice Awards Fugs and Fines: Pants and Jumpsuits
View the gallery I have what I consider a healthy skepticism of all of these, with the possible exception of Selena Gomez -- but then, she's not even TRYING to get my goat. What's wrong with my goat, huh, Selena? Picky, picky. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryFug, Fines, and WTF: Various Kardashian/Jenner Offspring
I don't know how Kim has not figured out that tight skirts with horizontal patterns across her hips do NOT do for her what she thinks they do. But I mean, apart from looking like something you could buy on The Sims for your bangin' bachelor pad,
Read moreTeen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Shailene Woodley in Peter Pilotto
"Hello. Mama Shailene again." "When you're done at the sweat lodge, come on outside and bake your labia like a clay pot in the kiln that is sunshine. I'll be over here finding you some blankets to turn into vestments." [Photo: Splash]
Read moreTeen Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Taylor Swift in Novis
View the gallery I could as easily see this on Taylor coming out of the gym as on the red carpet -- and she is the only person in the world right now about whom that sentence is a compliment. [Photos: AKM-GSI Getty]
View GalleryTeen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Chloe Grace Moretz
This is an entire outfit from the Valentino Resort show, except for the shoes -- and I think we can ALL agree that it's a blessing she picked the Stuart Weitzmans, even if we're sick of that style. The rest of it is a whole lot of
Read moreTeen Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Lea Michele in Fausto Puglisi
She DID just spend a bunch of time on a boat with her new boyfriend, so it's POSSIBLE that both the tan and the highlights are real. But the hair LOOKS like a wig she just pulled out of a plastic bag in her attic -- the one marked
Read moreFugs and Fabs: The Young Hollywood Awards
View the gallery I'm just warning you. There will be a moment in this slideshow where you are going to feel like you fell into a wormhole and popped out in 2006. [Photos: Getty, AKM/GSI]
View GalleryESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies
View the gallery I didn't realize I had chosen such an unflattering photo of Jessica Alba until I had already downloaded it, which... oh well. Suffice to say that she did NOT look like she was buckling under extreme bladder pressure except in this exact second, and in
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