View the gallery I have decided not to include Drake in this slideshow because the telecast ITSELF spent what felt like 45 percent of its airtime on his comedy bits, and all of them were 75 percent too long, and that math equals NO SOUP FOR YOU, Drake. Instead, let&
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View the gallery Some of these women look lovely and one of them BROKE ME. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Lionel Richie was there, testing my willpower not to make a "HELLO" joke. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This. Has. Everything: Aisha Tyler, someone from Knots Landing, thigh purses, and that thing where people look forty even though they aren't even 25 yet. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Getty]
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Oh, sweet child, please stop undervaluing the contributions your FACE can make to the world: There is no need to audition for Miss Cosmic Boob Fireworks Twinkle Nightie 2014. Your soap is still on the air. [Photo: Getty]
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I'm sad for the Daytime Emmys. As if soaps didn't already feel like the bastard stepchild of the entertainment world, now nobody will televise the show, and apparently the red carpet pre-show was an unholy nightmare. I miss the olden days, when every channel had
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View the gallery In which a lot of people we like look decent -- Keri Russell has never been such a bombshell -- and then Kaley Cuoco and Michelle Monaghan bring some serious WHAT to the proceedings. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Crazy Eyes won. I cannot tell you how much this pleases me. [Photo: Splash]
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This is a very nice gown, and I'm not entirely sure how comfortable she looks in it. Her makeup is pretty; her accessories game, weak; her DNA, unimpeachable. My note about this when it was on the runway was that I wished it ended as it began, and
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View the gallery Kris Jenner's reign of terror MUST END. Also: there's a denim pantsuit afoot. At least we have Kiernan Shipka to cleanse your palate. She's in here. I promise. Just STAY STRONG past the Kardashians. [Photos: PacCoastNews, Getty]
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View the gallery Tickets to this sucker were $500 a pop. I paid less than that to see the Kings win the Stanley Cup in 2012, and that was all toothless, joyful men in beards, with nary a jumpsuit in sight. WAY better value for money. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Do you think people get their feelings hurt if they aren't invited to this -- like, "Dammit, does this mean guys are NOT choosing me?!?" [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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This is the best Cammy D's head has looked in a long time. In fact, her whole BEING looks pretty good. I will admit, I'm a little confused by her choice of outfit because, for a girl who's often in a high-and-tight
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KEVIN HART: RIHANNA! What are you DOING? YOU are KILLING ME. RIHANNA: Ha ha, your clothes look like someone drove past you through a mud puddle. KEVIN: That's not what I MEAN, Rihanna. What do guys choose, Rihanna? RIHANNA: Uh. Me? KEVIN: YES. And NIPPLES. YOU AND NIPPLES.
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Wow. Rosario's stylist's reign of terror continues apace. You cannot entirely convince me she isn't wearing that skirt backward, and while the outfit itself is very summery in color, it is HORRIBLE with her figure. That top cuts her in the worst place. I
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