View the gallery I don't know how else to say it, so I'll be blunt: You have WAY too much crap on your hands, child. Fingers are important. Don't impede their function. LET YOUR PHALANGES DANCE. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, AKM-GSI]
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View the gallery There was this whole bit Jay Pharoah did last night about how HOT Ariana Grande is and how HOT he is for her and thank god she's 21 because otherwise it would be CREEPY how much he wants to bang her and she should write
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View the gallery Believe it or not, I think she came out ahead last night. [Photos: Getty, Splash, AKM/GSI]
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There were a few moments last night when a look washed across Gwen Stefani's face -- when she and Snoop were talking about Inglewood on stage, when she was being interviewed on the red carpet -- that seemed to say, "sweet grunge revival, I am too old for this
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View the gallery I know this will enrage everyone and get the Beygency on my ass, but I think that, deep down, I just don't care about Beyonce at the same level that everyone else seems to care about Beyonce. And I kind of feel like even BEYONCE
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As I noted on Twitter, I cannot latch onto Iggy Azalea. When she's standing around, or being interviewed, there's no real there there, and when she's performing absolutely nothing about her comes across as authentic in any way. It's all a big
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View the gallery Sometimes it looks like Kim really struggles to remember what all her face muscles can do. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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View the gallery She's raising her hands in the air like she just don't care... and actually, she really seriously might not. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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"HOLA LOVERS. I am forty-five years old. Would you like to see what forty-five looks like? "But, psst. This is not just what forty-five looks like. It is what personal trainers and young nubile dancer boyfriends and juice cleanses and veganizings and being fed unicorn
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View the gallery In which Taylor Swift dresses as the lining from a Da Vinci Code collection of handbags. Oh, and if you'd like to see her performance, there is video after the jump. [Photos: AKM-GSI, Getty] This content is no longer available.
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I understand the impulse to be grown-up, although maybe not at this particular event. But I don't understand the urge to be geriatric before you're even out of your teens. That top wants to be a mini-dress. Those pants want to march right into
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It's already been pointed out that Amber Rose appears to have been channeling Rose McGowan at the 1998 VMA . Seriously, "Amber Rose McGowan" feels like an answer on Wheel of Fortune that neither Pat Sajak nor Vanna White would fully understand. To be fair to Amber,
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View the gallery Now that GFY is a decade into life, it's time to make it feel SO OLD by flashing back ten years, and remembering what the VMAs looked like before styling was quite the game it is now. BEYONCE, GUYS. And ASHLEE SIMPSON. And Hilary Duff.
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View the gallery Let's close the book on this sucker, and start mediating on whom we want to see look totally cracked out and/or fabulous (ideally both at the same time) at the Standard Issue Emmys a week from tonight. Lena Dunham said on Twitter this week
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I tend to think Naeem Khan is a woman's best pal at these things. By and large it turns out to be true. And I think it is here, as well. Her slithery metallic here is super glam. I was a little worried at first that it'
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