Glamour doesn’t even exist anymore in print anymore, and they retired the “Don’t Bar” years ago — on the back page of the magazine, they used to run people in terrible outfits with a black bar over their faces; it was another time! — and yet! Still a go-to reference for women of a certain (middle) age. In this instance, the Don’t Bar has skipped her (great looking!) head and has instead wreaked havoc on her outfit itself. On the whole, I think it evens out to being more of a…Maybe Bar.

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