We talk a bit about fabrics that would also make stellar wallpaper and bed coverings; this one, I wouldn’t mind seeing wrapped around a cardboard tube and on sale in Hallmark.
It almost looks like someone did buy a supersize roll and wind it once around her body, then around each arm with a quick, imprecise trim for length. And for that reason it works for me, because she’s SWINTON, and she is a gift.
We also need to examine the majesty of whatever is happening on her skull.
SOMEBODY has been talking to ill-informed seagulls about what forks — sorry, dinglehoppers — do.