Sundance is virtual this year, and Shutterstock is doing a virtual portrait studio. So it may not be Zoom; it may be Google Meet, it may be Webex, it may be proprietary. But everyone appears to be either at home or in a location of their choosing; I cannot tell where this is, but everything about this photo is perfection: Udo Kier looking vaguely menacing, a large statue of… something… a moose? … to his left, and behind his right shoulder, framed art of two porking pigs. I bow down. I cannot top this. Surely no one can.