I have been informed that, although I was under the impression she was British, Sophie Monk here is actually Australian:
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The feedback from our British readers was somewhere along the lines of, “We’re already got Jordan, please don’t make us take her too,” and the feedback from the Australians was something like, “We hate to claim her, but claim her we must.” So I welcome the occasion to correct the record. I also welcome the occasion to tell Sophie that if your cutoffs look like diapers, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
