I found out Sophie was at the VMAs when The Jonai won their award, and she and Danielle clapped. She skipped the red carpet, but there are copious photos today of each couple — well, two couples, and Nick; Priyanka didn’t come — leaving their hotel. I wonder if that’s the new arrangement for people who don’t want to bother with the step-and-repeat: Tip off a paparazzo so that photos of your outfit from a decent angle are available to the press, and therefore the company giving you the clothes doesn’t feel cheated out of its exposure. Clever, if true. Maybe she just wasn’t that excited about this dress? I’ve never loved the boob underline (for lack of a better term), but the overall feeling is… I mean, it’s fine. That’s such a non-adjective, but I don’t know what else to say. I’m not excited. I’m not offended. It’s adequate. It’s middling midriffery. She looks good in it, but it also seems sort of constructive and like it’s got a whiff of the chastity belt about it. Like Princess Leia on lockdown. FREE SANSA.