“Hello. I’m Sarah Jessica Parker. I know that many of you are at home experiencing the Super Bowl this weekend, eating all kinds of great and terrible snack food, and I humbly offer this for your table: A buffet of PATTERNS. The coat over the dress over the leggings is like the TurDuckEn of outfits: one tucked inside the other, consumed as one bite. And that’s not even taking into account the mask. That’s FOUR. That’s like TurDuckEnIng, where you stick a chicken wing inside as the final finishing touch. And psst, surprise, there’s a part five:
“That’s right: BEHOLD THE SLEEVE. That’s… what’s left, an albatross? So this is an AlbaTurDuckEnIng. On toast. HAPPY EATING.”
