VICTORIA BECKHAM HQ: Hello, Victoria Beckham. How may we direct your call?
PRIYANKA CHOPRA: Hi, I’m looking for something to wear to this event called BEAUTYCON where apparently I’m going to have a bit of a contretemps with an audience member about nuclear war.
VBHQ: Oooh, that’s a tricky dress code. I once went to a wedding where it was “Sexy, But Mad About Composting.” I wore metallic Birkenstocks.
PRIYANKA: Right. I’m thinking…do you have anything in a sexy Colonel Sanders?
VBHQ: Oh! Sure! Gosh, that’s a classic. Why didn’t you just open with that! We’ll send it right over! Good luck at your thing!