I’ve heard that this movie — which is vaguely about the Winchester Mystery House, beloved by anyone who’s ever made a road trip in California — is not the movie about the Winchester Mystery House that people who care about the Mystery House really want it to be. But can we truly complain about a movie that gives Helen Mirren the opportunity to threaten baked goods? We cannot.

And, FWIW, this (custom) frock on her is really just perfect:

'Winchester' film premiere, Arrivals, Rome, Italy - 13 Feb 2018

She’s wearing sexy, evil Valentine’s Day — the only version of the holiday that I care to celebrate.

[Photos:¬†Maurizio D’ Avanzo/IPA/REX/Shutterstock,¬† Massimo Insabato/REX/Shutterstock]