This appears to be a version of this dress, shown on the runway with a weird fringed-sleeve element that Sarah may have been wise to remove.

Then again, maybe not, because now I have nowhere to look but at the bodice, and it comes off more like something a nine-year old girl would make from some kind of neon crafting kit that she bought at Target — you know the ones; they sell them for knitting, bead bracelets, some kind of loom, and all of them have a kid on the front with the pearliest, most perfect teeth imaginable, and hair that curls under at the ends. So basically this is Melissa & Doug for Armani Prive.

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