When Sarah Paulson climbed on stage with a variety of other actors in 12 Years a Slave, they cut to Bradley Cooper for some rando reason and he had the most exquisite WTF look on his face. I am sure it had nothing to do with any of this — maybe he was thinking, “how is it possible that I miss my man-perm THIS much?” — but I like to think he was actually wondering what happened to the rest of her dress.

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