I’ve never seen a royal wedding where the bride’s train was publicly fiddled with as much as this one! It’s not even that long — you know, as these things go. Is Spain notably Train Concerned? I had no idea!

All joking aside: This is a good one.  Spring fashions in May 2004 were far more awkward than I recall, and the hats? Friends, they were oversized.

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