Okay, first of all, by “new,” I guess I mean that this show, Servant, is in its FOURTH SEASON. It is an M. Night Shyamalan joint for Apple TV+ and despite the fact that covering celebrity events is my literal job, I was unaware of it! It is possible there is too much TV. (But also I think it’s possible that the Apple TV+ user interface stinks and it never seems to know what I want to see or what it’s even got happening on there, as well as that there is too much TV for any of us to keep track of anymore. When I was young, there were seven TV shows and you had to like them or go read a book! Please remove yourself from my landscaping!) None of this is Rupert Grint’s fault but also I feel bad that I thought he was still tootling around England in his ice cream truck, retired from acting. Anyhoodle, he hasn’t and also people showed up to this event wearing some really bonkers confabulations of fabric.

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