I understand that these are much more billowy pants than I typically endorse, and yes, the shoes look vaguely like doctor-prescribed therapeutic tools. But damned if I don’t think Rita looks like she’s about to win a reality show called Celebrity Bullfighter, or star in the hacky multi-cam Chuck Lorre sitcom Pam Plona about… a woman who wins a reality show called Celebrity Bullfighter and then has to deal with what comes next. None of which sounds like a compliment, I realize, but it is? I will watch at least two episodes of Pam Plona.

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