Our photo service announced this was a dress, and then I almost passed out. But it’s obviously a shirt and cut-offs, right? RIGHT? HOLD ME AND TELL ME I AM RIGHT:

I mean, Rihanna is no stranger to Fashion of the Crotchtacular sort, but even she couldn’t magick that into being anything other than a shirt. She could, however, pretty easily transform those sandal-boots (sandoots? Bootdals?) into any number of things: a pair of slingshots, a set of impromptu restraints should she need to make a citizen’s arrest, a bandage dress, a sincerely leaky canoe. That’s something.

[Photo: Splash]

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