Hello. I would like to be cool about this and lay out some kind of snarky fun metaphor that I take to an uncalled for extreme, as usual, but I have merely two things to say: I want this dress (although I don’t wear yellow very well), and also I want these shoes (luckily, so far I can only find them in silver, which is good because I have a budget and it’s not got Jimmy Choo Shoe Money in it right now). ME ME ME WANT WANT WANT.


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