Penelope led off the festival with a questionable Chanel dress, and then… kept ‘em coming. Bless you for all you do, though, Penelope. You are the A-list face of Cannes at the moment and as such you are our content.

#Cannes 2018 #todoslosaben #everybodyknows Thank you @ralphlauren

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Also that? Is GREAT. I want to be on a boat in that right now.

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