Yes, okay, the slit is high.

But, and maybe it’s just the way she’s standing, it doesn’t seem like the dress is too excited about opening the barn doors wide enough that it’ll be an issue. So I’m not mad at it. And although it does have Eau de Bathrobe, it’s a really PRETTY bathrobe, and one that I would totally wear out in public if I needed to go get the paper on the lawn. Matt Damon’s lawn.

Mostly, though, I saw this gown and thought, “Oh, I wish Berenice Bejo had worn THAT.” Maybe she thought she was.

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