This photo seems telling:

She’s all, “and then I just HOISTED THEM INTO THIS THING and hoped for the best!”

Honestly, some people were saying that they thought this was too obvious, and I kind of get that and I also kind of don’t care. On what was an incredibly BORING Oscars red carpet, thank GOD someone brought the boobs, and a bright color, and a simple cut, and just looked HOT.

I also wonder if she looked down at herself Sunday night and sighed and cursed a certain bronze bolero.