I didn’t realize until right now that what I really want in life is to be about 6 or 7 months pregnant, forever, and wearing nothing but Naeem Khan caftans.

She is OWNING this, all, “Hello. Yes, it’s true. I am giving birth to this galaxy’s future savior, and you WILL listen to all her future awards speeches and LIKE THEM.” Also, I know sometimes touching one’s own bump is automatic — and it’s so tempting to keep giving your growing bean a pat at all times — but I have to applaud her for not doing that cheesy, self-conscious Hollywood thing where people put their hands UNDERNEATH the bump and tuck the dress around it, as if to say, “See, it’s made of human, not donuts!”

Anne also kicked around in something big and red at Leonardo DiCaprio’s big pre-Oscar bash:

It’s not the best caftan in the world, but who cares? You be comfortable, Anne. Gestate without restriction.

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