I know the theory is “flaunt it while you’ve got it,” and Gabrielle Union has definitely got it and for sure has the right to flaunt it, but I just did not expect her to flaunt this much of it. This dress is about 55% bikini. It’s like, you know the Batman villain Two-Face, where half of his face is normal and the other half is all exploded? This is the Two-Face of dresses, and the explosion happened in a Canyon Beachwear.

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