“Why hasn’t America embraced me more?”

“Is it because my movie hinged upon my character making a ginormous mistake vis a vis paperwork that basically no one who’s ever had said paperwork would be dumb enough to make? Perhaps leather will help. IT WORKED FOR JOLIE ONCE UPON A TIME. If only I had a leg slit….”


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