What was in the water in L.A. last weekend? If it wasn’t red, it was black transparency or peekaboo or illusion yada-yada or whatever you want to call it. Eva Mendes was one of the victims.

It kind of looks like she tucked it up into her bra, so that hers would be be the sexiest abdomen at Witch Prom.

Sofia Vergara also got sucked into the vortex:

And apparently, the vortex chewed her up and then ejected her with such force that it turned her dress inside-out.