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In which I groan about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover and wonder why a small ATV ran over Petra Nemcova’s face.

[Photos: Getty]

Tags: 2012 Oscars, Oscars, super(and unsuper)models, Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Petra Nemcova, Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker, Karolina Kurkova, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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Oscar Fug or Fab Carpet: Kelly Ripa
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